W.H.I.N.N.Y

The W.H.I.N.N.Y. (Weaponized Homeland Incendiary to Nuke Nonconformist Yellows) was a type of grenade launcher used domestically in the 1853 protests in defense of the fashionable nobility at Bobblehead Institute for Relentless Naysayers.

Construction
The W.H.I.N.N.Y. is notable for being the first incendiary weapon exclusively designed to be mounted on zebraback. It comes equipped with both a safety harness for the zebra, iron saddlebags, and a rubber pump for that rides up to the stock of the weapon. The W.H.I.N.N.Y. uses hot swamp gas trapped in the iron saddlebags to fuel a pump that combusts, and shoots balls of flaming paintballs at up to 460 fps that explode on impact. The barrel is molded from steel, and a gratuitous funnel allows the pouring of paint into the balling chamber for heating and sculpting of paintballs.

History
By January 1853, the Yasbish zoo, historically known for raising the legendary Zithromax Zebras, had attained a popularity unrivaled by any other tourist attraction at the time. From her many other historic zebra endeavors, the mysterious and sheltered Yasbish zookeeper Victoria Earfeer had been promoted to the rank of General in Bemton’s first National Zoo. Being at the time a national celebrity, her reception was met with widespread praise. But her first and only military act would go down as one of the most controversial and horrific zebric operations in the history of the Second Bemton Republic, revealing to the nation what seedy horrors the government was really capable of.

At the time, Patarch Scourge was seen as too “soft” on poverty and lower-class fashion. Across the Bemton Republic, thousands of college student Yellows held protests against his latest Corpulence Exemption Act, demanding the Republic’s government be held responsible for the lack of proper attire among the nation’s poor. On February 3rd, 1853, the Bobblehead Institute for Relentless Naysayers held what was then the largest protest in Bemton history, with a staggering fourteen protesters blocking roads and alleyways. One anonymous protester from this event is rumored by some to have been the originator of the famous protest phrase “Resurrect Morality,” which is nowadays used by historians to define the apparel sentiments of the period.

Ordered into action by the newly appointed Patarch Scourge, Zoogeneral Earfeer and the National Zookeepers manned an appalling 193 W.H.I.N.N.Y. paint units to quell the widespread protests, and cover the campus with a copious smattering of red-hot lead-shot. There were no survivors. -Esteemed Legitarch Magna-Platimus of the Noble House Vestule