Krumboism

Despite what many have claimed, Krumboism is not a religion. It is a way of life. The traditional way of life of the Bemton people. Its followers adhere, above all to the chief maxim "do as you want, unless you don't want to". Besides that, there is not much agreed upon by most Krumboists, with a wide variety of forms of worship.

The holy text of the Krumbo religion is the Book of Books, which outlines the tenets of Krumbo religion. Anyone who calls themself a Krumboist at least agrees on the content of the Book of Books, even if they do not agree on much else.

History
Krumboism has been around for as long as the Bemton people have existed. Through its vague maxims and self-reassuring platitudes, it found widespread appeal rather quickly. The key to Krumbo belief was that anyone could get whatever they wanted out of it, which allowed two people with mutually-contradictory beliefs to practice it in discordant harmony.

Branches
Krumboism has many sects, each representing a different way of carrying out the chief maxim. The currently most prominent sect is the D'Vowchanian one, which worships the god of apathy and contradictions D'Vowchan, who is thought to be the only cosmic being in the universe, intimately tied to the fabric of existence. D'Vowchan is thought to demand worship and senseless violence, so D'Vowchanians prize above all senseless murder and turmoil. Their guiding philosophy is that D'Vowchan seems bored of existence, so it is the job of humans to make existence as interesting as impossible in order to make D'Vowchan happy again.

As well, there is the anti-D'Vowchanian sect, which has been around for as long as the religion has been around, under many different names. These believers believe that the best way to adhere to the maxim of Krumboism is to not worship D'Vowchan, but to do as little as possible in order to emulate zir. Through general apathy, decadence and malaise, anti-D'Vowchanians hope to become one with the fabric of existence itself.

A famous branch of anti-D'Vowchanians was the Yellows, named so because of their bright yellow apparel, died with Torvil Plateau Lemonroot. They believed that the fabric of the universe was yellow, and sought to emulate it as best as possible by becoming as yellow as possible.

-Pring Tambourine